how to morbidly frighten yourself in perfectly normal situations

1. While going up the escalator, lean back just a tiny bit. Imagine yourself falling completely backwards and hitting your head on one of those sharp corners.

2. At the stationery store, go to the place where they put out all those pencils and imagine one of those pencils putting your eye out.

3. At chem lab, think about one of those extra concentrated bottles of HCl smashing on your head, while simultaneously putting a finger right through that little hole in the Bunsen burner.

4. When doing your filing, think about how it would fell if you hole-punched your tongue.

5. Grate your tongue against one of those graters and add salt and lemon juice.

6. Imagine putting your head in the microwave oven then have your brain pop like pop corn. Or your skull could explode.

7. Imagine being killed by a falling crapsicle from an aeroplane.

8. Putting your face into the barbecue grill. And have those criss-cross marks.

9. Use a fruit peeler on your face.

10. What would it feel like to drink a whole bottle of bleach?

lost sheep

My family really knows how to make me feel good about myself. My mother talks to me like a maid, and blames me for everything, then goes off and mollycoddles my sister. My father does nothing but criticise me and act like he's the bloody smartest person on earth. My brother and sister call me fat.

The JCs really know how to make me feel good about myself. "We'll get back to you"

I'm not really needed or wanted anywhere, really. Especially not at home. Well, I suppose then the only person who did pay me any attention was the resident pedophile of orchard library.

frayed

I am so pissed off. What kind of double standards do my parents have? Quite obviously enough.

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Some people are so irritaing, they don't even know they're irritaing. They go through their whole lives irritaing other people, and they think they're being God's gift to God knows what. There. needed to get that out.

special report

I will now comment on the mysterious phenomenon that is sweeping the male population. dota. I don't know what it stands for, but it's this incredibly moronic game where butt-ugly monsters with their little minions walk around and demolish each other's towers. There's even this bright purple dragon thing called Lucifer, whose face really does look like he's the Dark One. All their conversation revolves around it now, and on the mrt, they can go on and on and on.

You act immediately tell when the testosterone controlled sapiens start on their arse-numbingly dull adventures. All their little green men in the msn thingy simultaneously turn to busy. Then, about an hour or so later, the busy signs go away again. it's very amusing to watch, since once those little red circles apear, you know what they're up to.

Well, I suppose they have to find a way to entertain themselves. Better than some things. I, however, will spend my holidays in depressing oblivion. You wouldn't believe exactly how boring and limited it is over at my place.

fine!

I am resigned to my role in life.

I shall go through life being the pincushion. Pincushions probably have one of the most thankless tasks in the world. They're expected to just sit there and get poked and stabbed at by everybody. And while they're at it, hte pincushion has to pretend to be all fluffy and happy. They can't complain, and they don't get anything they want.You know what's the worst bit? People can sit on the pincushion, AND COMPLETELY NOT KNOW IT! Which is why I always get squished, squashed, flattened, and worn down.

but you know what? I've grown to accept it. Sometimes, no matter how hard you fight, life jsut forces you back into where it wants you to be. So I'm the pincushion. That is what I am, and I will have to learn to live with it.

As for people who think that they've made screw-ups, I suggest you go repair them immediately. Send it by urgent messenger, call, scream, pray, whatever. just fix it before it's too late. Don't ever be like me and sit on it. Soon, you'll realise your shit seems to multiply and become an organism ready to swallow you. making a mistake doesn't make you a loser, but it sure makes you feel like one. Duh. now all i need to do is convince myself.

not loser material. just human

june holidaysn suck

It's completely true,and i have no idea why people look foward to them so much.I get stuck at home with brother and sister, and the only thing i'm allowed to do is homework. What the hell.

Holidays also get me depressed because I feel so cut off from the rest of the world. It's not that i pine away or anything. But i always feel the lack of the happy noise that seems to emanate around the school. Somehow, the silence at home bugs me more than anything else.

I'm bored.....


I'm so stressed...


I want to die....


this sucks