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Haha. After nearly a year, my blog is so pathetic that I don't even have a tagboard. Will get one soon, soon as I figure out where to put that stupid code. If anyone can tell me, that would be good.

Yeah! The weekend is ending! This is the highlight of my day. My otherwise very sad day. I had pancakes for breakfast, and that was about all the good stuff that happened. I am still cramming for chinese, and that can only be a very painful thing. I am going to fail. As in F9 sort of fail. Stupid stupid stupid chinese.

Sigh. I have sadly realised that the only school that I even ahve a chance for DSA is VJ. The rest don't want debaters. And VJ debates sucks. Oh well, I might as well try and see. No harm right? Hahahaa. I feel so good. The girl guides can't apply to anything because no one wants them. Wow. That sounds so mean. Actually, a lot of people want them, but we shall not talk about those sub-humans.

Tomorrow is phototaking. I will look like a cow again. Moooooooo

the weekend that never ends

I hate 3 day weekends, did I ever say that? I already hate weekends bad enough. They just get me down because they make me feel so cut off from the world, and I'm always wondering what everyone else is doing. Deifnitely more fun stuff than me. Also, it puts me into constant proximity of my parents, and you know what happens next. It's not like I can lcok myself in my room or anything, and I think my eardrums are ready to burst.

I also hate the weekends because I never seem to be able to sleep. I just lie awake in the dark, with this horrible restless feeling. The mattress feels uncomfortably hot, and I jsut want to claw the bedclothes off and rip the pillows apart. My body might feel tired, but my mind just keeps wandering and refuses to relax. I particularly hate it because I always go back and think of all the stupid things that I've done, or hte stupid things that other people keep doing to me. Then I either get so sad or irritated that it's impossible for me to go to sleep. Even then, I can't sleep in because my biological clock wakes me up so early. i HATE weekends.

On top of this, I have my infernal chinese O-levels soon. I'm going to fail. What the hell. Three generations of my family have never ever spoken chinese, and now you tell me I have to learn my mother tongue? What bullshit. How does it make me understand my heritage when it ISN'T part of my heritage. The government jsut assumes the everyone comes from madarin speaking coolies. Firstly, most do, but coolies spoke a whole not of dialects, not "mother tongue" madarin. Secondly, chinese is useless, no matter what they tell you. Did you know, according to Time magazine, in order to do business with the rest of the world, the chinese are learning ENGLISH?

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My Fair Lady

I fell in love with a green-eyed maid,
Loved her well, but foul she stayed.
No beauty lingered in that ancient mask
Her jaw was set for the impossible task.
Her hands were claws that did grip tight,
Her constant whispers kept me up at night
Never would she leave, even for awhile,
The slightest wrong would set off her rile.
She grasped my heart and bled my head
Killed my sense with her sharp blade.
Made the smile on my face go away.
Illicted hate and tears that are here to stay.
My enemies to them she took a fierce fight
To my friends she controlled with all her might.
My fair maid throws quite a temper,
She can shriek with frightful splendour.
If you see her keep afar
Or in your life she'll leave a scar.

funfair

Hello. I'm tired, maybe from having only four hours of sleep last night. At least all the food sold out and tomorrow, we'll see if anyone comes down with food poisoning. Before the funfair, I had rice fingers. After the funfair, i think my fingers have been caramelised. It's a good thing that we had a break day today, because I would have otherwise exploded from the various stimuli that's been unceremoniously thwacking me over the head the last few weeks. I will stop complaining here since nothing can be done about life anyway. I suppose you could kill yourself, but that only leaves behind a lot of mess that you don't have the chance to clean up.

O-levels are drawing nearer and nearer. There's too little time! And now with stupid girl guides on fridays, i can be assured of a fucking good time. What am i going to do???

Oh yeah, another reason to be elated over the end of the alzhiemer's thingy. weijean and her squeally friends won't be coming in the mornings to order more earrings anymore. I think we should call the Guinness World Records. I have never seen a larger gathering of bimbotic ah lians in my life. Maybe weijean will put her many earrings in her many earholes and try to seduce elbert again. She does that whiny thing with pang too, but he's too old for her. I mean gee whiz, can't she even see how fake she is? Does she practice in front of a mirror to master her art? Or maybe, she only ever spends her free time in front of the mirror.

some people...

Some people just have a way of being soooooo gay. I spend so long at City Hall at guess what? Only 2 sad little people turn up. The other gays can go and buy the stuff themselves, and if we can't claim taxi fare, i'm gonna flip

adrift

lfieboat




people



threw me off



landed in icy water




current took me




farther and farther away




people




in lifeboat




laughing their heads off

adrift

lfieboat




people



threw me off



landed in icy water




current took me




farther and farther away




people




in lifeboat




laughing their heads off