duh...

some people just ask such painfully stupid questions

for example:

what are you going to do with that pen?
hm.. let's see, i feel like testing my rectal temperature with it

are you going to pay for that?
no, i'm going to steal it. i just brought it to the counter so you could watch me run away with the stuff

julie! what did you do to the bed?
um. I slept in it

you fell down?
no, I'm just wiping the floor with my sorry butt

are you alrgiht?
I think so. Could you just help me pick up my arm? I'm a bit shorthanded.

can you hear me?
no.

did you get back safely?
well, not really. i'm talkign to you from the kidnapper's handphone and i have a gun to my head.

where have you been?
with myself

though of course, there's one REALLY stupid question that people ask me on a regular basis

do you like guides?
Oh my Got! Of course lah! I love guides. It's soooo fun, and everyone is so nice.