Girl Guides

I have realised, that my blog is horribly uncouth. I swear alot, and when I'm not doing that, I write rude poems. So this is going to be a scientific study. The species that I am going to examine are guides.

These sub0species has always provided the greatest fascination for me. The thing that shocks me the mose about them is exactly how stupid they are. You may think that you've met the stupidest people in your life, butr until you meet a guide, you just don't know how lucky you are. THey wear their hair in odious little layered bobs that look like pineapples, and their bags hang down at their butts. So there you have it

Guides do not generally have a very good command og English. Neither do they have a good command of the real world. When they jay-walk, they scream, when they run, they scream, when they read, they scream, when they are sleeping, I bet they scream.

When encountering a guide. The best thing to do is put earplugs in your ears and a stupid expression on your face. trying to avoid them only makes them chase after you.