OBS

OBS was great. Kayaking was the coolest part, especially the sea expedition. It was really good except for te last 100m, when salt water got into my eyes and I had to row with my effing eyes closed, meaning that chris had to row harder. The jetty jump wasn't bad either, I went twice, but Alpha Male got scared, and according to Mervin, did breakdancing on the plank. He lowered himself to a sitting position, then LJ tried to persuade him to jump. When that failed, Chao Han shivered and breakdanced back to safety again.

The worst part would be the hiking, which felt like I was carrying Ming on my back. Not very fun. Then I was sucked dry by mosquitoes and sandflies and shat stones in the morning. I still have constipation. Kel stabbed himself in the leg and grew a tennis ball. Oh yeah, on the last night, my stupid watch wanted to sleep in the effing stall, which was infested with ants and cockroaches. Stupid twits. I managed to persuade them otherwise.

Today I am utterly miserable, like a lone shoe on a highway. You wouldn't understand.