religion...unknown

ICs are just painfully stupid parts of the bureaucracy. Why don't you just be smart like America (one of the rare times) and combine IC and driver's license? Know why? Unlike Bush country, we are too paranoid to let sixteen year olds drive. Whose fault is that?

And just a week ago, I received that blue form to apply for my IC. When I got it, I thought the ISD had finally come to get me, but then, I'm paranoid too. So there's this whole bunch of stuff about me, then my dialect, Hokkien. I don't even speak Hokkien, my grandparents don't. Same as Chinese. In my family, no one for three generations has spoken Chinese. Mother tongue my foot. And then, under religion, there is unknown. Utterly stupid. It seems that the government, being unable to classify and label me, has decided that I am an interesting and slightly illegal specimen. Either that, or I belong to an unknown cult whose prophet is a gibbering orang utan in the Amazon. If there were orang utans in the Amazon.

Maybe, when I turn fifteen, I will declare to the world that I am actually and alien from Betelguese and I have three antennae and beep.