Sunday, July 10, 2005

renegade

10 commandments of being in dunman high

1. Thou shalt not use grandiloquent vocabulary because the inevitable proletariat doth abhors the abtruse nature of any speech.

2. Thou shouldst select an activity thou shalt not despise. Otherwise depising others shalt be done upon you.

3. Thou shalt not speak of anything that thou knowest nothing of.

4.Thou shalt not covet thy enemy's possesions, whether material, or divine gift.

5. Thou shalt refrain from libellous and slanderous suits that doth taint thy neighbour's name.

6. Thou hath no need to kill people that doth not think like thou ( or doth think, UNLIKE thee)

7. Thou needst not concern thyself with drivel that doth not make a picometre of sense

8. Thou shalt let thy neighbours hold their own opinions and rant as they will. Leave those souls alone, and they shalt leave thee alone as well.

9. Thou shalt not do anything other than what is approved. Otherwise, people shall see thee as a turgid individual.

10. THOU SHALT LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE FOR THE GREAT LORD'S MOTHER'S SAKE




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