Tuesday, August 10, 2004

Godzilla in stomach

When people are really nervous, they get butterflies in their stomach. When I get nervous, Godzilla messes up my insides. Sure, maybe the Chris, Kel and Dessie have more to feel nervous about, but Godzilla is still here. I'm not nervous now, just have a sick feeling in my twisted guts. It'll hit later, just before the debate

It's when you realise, shit, my speech isn't out properly yet. Then you hands start tremblin
g, just a bit. Next, you feel your rectum tightening up (yeah, that sounds sick), followed by your voice stuttering all the way. After you hear your own voice going haywire, you realise, frick, I'm screwed. There goes the rest of your speech.
My sister was also being particularly annoying today, so i composed a rude poem about her. I can't stand the way she plays favourite and sucks up all the time. The worst thing is, she IS that stupid. I'm not being mean, because you should see the way she tattles on me to my mother. She's also anti-GEP, but her friends don't know that she had so badly wanted to get in. Now my other sister, the one in ACS, thinks she's so bloody smart and argues nonsensical rubbish at me. Bimbo.

My Sister
My sister is as stupid as stupid can be
Her brain is more wooden than a tree
From her ears greeen turnips sprout
She smells just like a rotten trout
My mother thinks she is so quick
But her skull is two metres thick
Sometimes you think that she is dead
Just because nothing goes on in her head
At two she started sucking her toe
From then on I knew she was damn bimbo
I don't know why she started ballet
Her dance moves alone bring down a chalet
My sister's hair smells just like puke
It looks like it's been bombed by a nuke
Of all her dresses, the pink one's worst
It makes her look like she's going to burst
I think my mother made a horrible mistake
When she decided, okay, let's have a third
She got confused and in the end did make
A stupid, slushy, pile of turd.

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